"I'm afraid of bears. So when I go backcountry camping, I practice Alternate Nostril Breathing. It calms me down so I can sleep."
"I mastered fourth grade math." (to yoga studio owner during a discounted class package transaction)
"Not *this* time, bucko! There's no TIME for depression!!" (to friend, both arriving for class)
"I want to come here for the socializing. But then can someone give me a lift home?" (person waiting for bus in front of studio, stepping in to check the studio out)
"Have you seen my pants?"